Life Without Black People

By |Author Unknown

 

A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white people who were fed up with Black Americans, so they joined together and wished themselves away.

They passed through a deep dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is an America without black people.

 

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.

 

'At last', they said, 'no more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.'

 

All of the blacks have gone!

Then suddenly, reality set in.

The ‘NEW AMERICA’ is not America at all - only a barren land.

 

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the nation was built on a slave-supported system.

 

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

 

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

 

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by another black man, Albert R. Robinson.

 

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

 

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were all, you guessed it, Black.

 

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and books, they would not have been transported by mail because William Barry invented the Postmarking and Cancelling Machine, William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

 

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

 

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Lattimer later invented the Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern, and Granville T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented the Mop and Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

 

10. Their children met them at the door - barefooted, shabby, motley and unkempt.  But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons invented the Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board, and George T. Samon invented the Clothes Dryer.

 

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator…

 

Now, isn’t that something? What would this country be like without the contributions of Blacks, as Black Americans?

 

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, “By the time we leave for work, millions of Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks.”

 

Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

 

 

BUT SOME YOUNG BLACK MEN WOULD WALK AROUND AS THOUGH CIVILZATION HAS NOT REACHED THEIR PART OF THE WORLD.

 

PULL YOUR PANTS UP…FORGET THE DRUGS…WE ARE WAY MORE ADVANCED THAN THAT.

-This was sent to me by a friend in an email. As everything in life, there are always two sides to any story, and usually one side is hidden more effectively to keep the truth from emerging. If you haven’t been able to tell, Black, history is effectively written out of our history books or, rather, a limited spotlight is given by the “powers at be” to those moments in history where Blacks are the central focus. These moments are deemed “crucial” to know; however history, and all of it’s gory and glory details are worth knowing. Not just the major moments, the smaller ones are what led to the bigger ones. Yet, I digress, because that alone is a story all in itself. 

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